I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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