My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Apparently you make a good broom.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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my shit smells like andre
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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