Me. At least after what I've been through.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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