you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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