found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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