I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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