I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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