There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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