its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
its liver damage thursday
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