Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
