why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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