Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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