I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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