Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
i believe in u and ur pee
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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