you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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