Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Say something about gay babies.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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