Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize