she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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