Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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