Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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