Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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