She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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