Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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