still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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