Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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