I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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