I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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