oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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