So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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