Umm I'm too high to move.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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