Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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