Yo dont text me then not text me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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