rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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