i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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