My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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