I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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