Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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