I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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