Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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