If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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