Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I said "one day" and that day is not today
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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