You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ugly people sure do ruin things
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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