Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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