You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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