I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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