why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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