All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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