so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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