Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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