When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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