Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
