Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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