Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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