their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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