im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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