Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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