I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
it's like heaven, but drunker
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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