the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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